tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9320217.post114466924560558048..comments2009-02-16T21:28:21.604+00:00Comments on The Angriest Man in Crouch End: Whimsy; My Fear of Retribution from Hackney Council's Hired Goons;Mog, the CatBill Murray's Moustachehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07222670110427792946noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9320217.post-1145628373262878962006-04-21T15:06:00.000+01:002006-04-21T15:06:00.000+01:00So what, humans? I'm a cat. Meowing is what I do....So what, humans? I'm a cat. Meowing is what I do. PS, get a new computer, humans. This one is too slow and makes crazy siren noises when it's been on too long.<BR/><BR/>Also, where are all the mice I was promised?<BR/><BR/>Cat out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9320217.post-1145619869009008202006-04-21T12:44:00.000+01:002006-04-21T12:44:00.000+01:00On the subject of Mog - YOUR CAT KEPT ME AWAKE AGA...On the subject of Mog - YOUR CAT KEPT ME AWAKE AGAIN LAST NIGHT.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9320217.post-1144932907767789932006-04-13T13:55:00.000+01:002006-04-13T13:55:00.000+01:00I will ask her taht Louis, when I follow her home ...I will ask her taht Louis, when I follow her home tonight. I am staying annonymous to cunningly cover my tracks in an attempt to slow the inevitable restraining orderAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9320217.post-1144932217034581562006-04-13T13:43:00.000+01:002006-04-13T13:43:00.000+01:00Oh, hang on, I've just noticed, it wasn't Jim, but...Oh, hang on, I've just noticed, it wasn't Jim, but that other regular comment poster, Anonymous. Sorry Jim.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9320217.post-1144932115739447792006-04-13T13:41:00.000+01:002006-04-13T13:41:00.000+01:00Is that true Jim? You are stalking Button Martin? ...Is that true Jim? You are stalking Button Martin? My god, that's a bit scary. <BR/>Next time you see her, can you find out she felt a bit like Charlton Heston's rifle while starring in that infamous Neighbour's scene in which she was left gripped by the 'cold dead hands' of Anne Haddy?<BR/>If you need reminding of the tragic episode, see this:<BR/>http://www.sigismond.supanet.com/index30.html<BR/>A televisual moment that I shall never forget...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9320217.post-1144921715126406212006-04-13T10:48:00.000+01:002006-04-13T10:48:00.000+01:00I know this is a bit of a detour, and probably mor...I know this is a bit of a detour, and probably more appropriate for I See Famous People, but I hope that you will be as excited as I was to find out that Hannah from Neighbours is now a waitress in Florians. I know this because last night she was my waitress, and I am now stalking her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9320217.post-1144680157652333482006-04-10T15:42:00.000+01:002006-04-10T15:42:00.000+01:00Yeah, not really a miracle, that. I don't think t...Yeah, not really a miracle, that. I don't think the Miracle of the Idiot Cat That Pulled at Something Shiny, Sending a Picture Crashing Down on her (Miraculously Not Hurting Her, But Instead Leading to a Lasting Distruct of PJ Harvey) is going to get past the top dog down Vatican way.<BR/><BR/>Also, get on with some work.Bill Murray's Moustachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07222670110427792946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9320217.post-1144679820469137912006-04-10T15:37:00.000+01:002006-04-10T15:37:00.000+01:00And yesterday she performed the lesser miracle - t...And yesterday she performed the lesser miracle - tripping up PJ Harvey.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9320217.post-1144679481805308172006-04-10T15:31:00.000+01:002006-04-10T15:31:00.000+01:00Oh, yes, forgot to mention that our cat is one thi...Oh, yes, forgot to mention that our cat is one third of the way to being made a saint, having performed the bona fide miracle: The Miracle of the Levitation of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. <BR/><BR/>Or, more prosaically, she was scared shitless on her first night in our house, and to alleviate this she climbed up all round the room, and somehow managed to leap onto the (we thought) inaccessibly high mantelpiece, sending books and a wooden Rio de Janeiro Jesus clattering to the floor, which, you guessed it, just made her even more scared.<BR/><BR/>We thought the Rapture had started, so it scared us too.Bill Murray's Moustachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07222670110427792946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9320217.post-1144678895386773452006-04-10T15:21:00.000+01:002006-04-10T15:21:00.000+01:00Plus Mog made Jesus fly.Plus Mog made Jesus fly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com