The Importance of Proof-reading

No-one should ever have to worry about giving the Cross a good bum. 

Packaging

I've just bought these contraceptives, I mean, lightweight bicycle innertubes. If the front of the pack isn't enough, I ask you to read the back of the pack.

Wait - what? Performing maintenance? What? This is sexually INexplicit. I'd hate to think what the Italian or French translations read like.

I'm just glad these arrived mail order, in discreet packaging and that no-one was looking over my shoulder when I opened it up.

The Baby Monitor of Fear

Parents often tell of the fear that their baby monitor brings, as they anxiously listen for every movement or sleep-grunt their offspring makes. Well, imagine the fear that that I feel when this is accompanied by the sight of my baby monitor in the dark. To complete the terror, imagine the red eyel, imagine the fear that that I feel when this is accompanied by the sight of my baby monitor in the dark. To complete the terror, imagine the red eye flashing repeatedly while the green eye fixes you with a cold and constant stare.

The Baby Monitor of Fear