Wednesday, April 13, 2011


I've just bought these contraceptives, I mean, lightweight bicycle innertubes. If the front of the pack isn't enough, I ask you to read the back of the pack.

Wait - what? Performing maintenance? What? This is sexually INexplicit. I'd hate to think what the Italian or French translations read like.

I'm just glad these arrived mail order, in discreet packaging and that no-one was looking over my shoulder when I opened it up.