Tesco the Terrifying

Why would Tesco choose to advertise their cat litter with poorly stuffed cat? A poorly stuffed cat that died of malevolent anger? And why, for the purposes of this photoshoot, mount this insane giant of an ex-cat on a wall, looming down over you?

I honestly don't know, but when compared with this image from some Tesco dessert we ate a few weeks ago, you've got to have your suspicions about them.