Deadpan Conversations

Scene: standing at a pedestrian crossing, while traffic crawls past.  A limo containing Richard Branson inches down the road, his leonine beard sparkling in the morning light.
Man Standing Next to Me: Did you see that?  That was Russell Brand.
Me: No, that was Richard Branson. They both have beards and the same initials.
MSNM: Small world, man.