Friday, October 26, 2012

Deadpan Conversations with Shop Assistants vol. n+1

Me: Hi. Would you mind just checking how much this lightbulb is for me please?
Shop Assistant: Ok. Oh, that's quite expensive, isn't it?
Me: Hmm.
SA: Do you still want it?
Me: Yes, please.
SA: Mind you, they do last for ages, these new ones, don't they? Twenty-five, thirty years, some of them, so I guess it's good value, isn't it?
Me: I want to have something to hand on to my children.
SA: Ok.