Friday, October 21, 2005

Cameron Jogs to Victory

One of the papers this morning, I forget which, had the headline

Cameron Jogs to Victory
on the board outside. When I got inside the newsagents, there it was, a picture of David Cameron, jogging. Really, the headline should have been
Cameron Jogs
or at the very most
Cameron Jogs to to the Shops
I don't know the intimate regulations surrounding the election of the new Tory leader, but I can be fairly confident that it doesn't involve a running race between the two leading contenders. This would, however, be preferable to the current system of Who's Taken the Least Cocaine?

2 comments:

  1. ah, the tory leadership contest. Does anyone really care?

    i think it should be broadcast as a type of x-factor style boot-camp where they all have to live together in one house and fight to the death.

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  2. Cameron Diaz jogs naked?

    ( I like to lower the tone every now and again).

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