Search Engines in Their Infinite Variety

Being a nerd, I gain great delight from things that the ordinary well-adjusted member of the public might not. I get to see things like the things people type in to search engines in order to get directed to this page, and generally they bring me the sort of pleasure normally associated with seeing your first child, curing an infectious disease or discovering a really good anagram of "Beethoven's Ninth Symphony".

The one that's tickled me today is

Someone who searched Google for "dear prick" "i didn't know you were such a prick" - the page you're on was the only page that came up.

Also, someone visited the page after searching for "Tony Blair's speeches", but I'm not sure they'd really have gained much from the experience.

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Which can only be good for all concerned.