Gravy = willful excentricity

I'm sat at my desk with a big mug of steaming gravy in front of me. I work hard to project an image of excentricity, and I think this is best encapsulated in having a big mug of steaming gravy sat on my desk. Even better, the gravy is in a mug with 'Belle & Sebastian' written on it. I think I've outdone myself this time.

It's a shame there's no-one around to see it.