Roy's Keen, Oh Roy's Keen
This story for me has it all: Roy Keane, assault (from which RK was aquitted, of course), and the "wanker gesture".
The best bit, for me, is this line:
Keane denied lashing out with a walking stick
If only, somehow, Jose Mourinhno could be included in the story. That would make it perfect.
Anyhow, just thought you should know. If anyone fancies celebrating Keane's latest successful brush with The Man and his freedom to walk his dogs unmolested, let me know.
Like you, I loved the unremarked-upon presence of the walking stick. But this was another classic: "During the confrontation, Mr Keane broke the boy's silver neck chain, causing £2.99 damage."
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