Tuesday, January 04, 2005

First they said it couldn't be done. Then they said it shouldn't be done. But at last, it is done. All three series of Fry & Laurie are now in my toilet, in handy-to-read book form.

In other news, below are some of the people I've recently received pornographic spam from. If you ever have the need to adopt a pseudonym, perhaps because the Queen dies, and you write bawdy limericks in her book of condolence, causing a grieving nation to unite as one against you, feel free to plunder from these:

  • Unregenerate U. Fulmination

  • Gus V. Hurricanes

  • Siamese K. Orthodox

  • Household Q. Excuses

  • Purpler C. Shovelfuls

  • Gutsiest A. Titillation

  • Flagellum G. Lane

  • Vanessa Redgrave
Except that last one. Don't use that, you'll get caught. She did really try and sent me porn though. She wanted to introduce me to some 'chikz that sqquirt'. Anyone else received emails of dubious moral content from Oscar-winners?

No, Michael Douglas doesn't count.

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