Sunday, December 19, 2004

Deadpan Conversations With Shop Sales Staff, Vol 4

Scene: Fopp. Once again, I have my David Shrigley card-holder out, in order to pay for Xmas presents (you lucky people).

Shop Girl: I used to have that card-holder, but I lost it.
Me: The last guy who served me in here was interested in it as well.
SG: Was he tall with black hair?
Me: I don't know.


  1. I don't know who David Shrigley is - does that make me a bad person?

  2. It doesn't do you any favours, let me put it that way. Become a better person.