Make Like It's Friday
Decrease productivity in the name of Xmas by playing this Flash game in which you have to hurl Father Christmas over a chasm. I think you're the elves, and Santa's employee relations have hit an all-time low. The story of the game isn't explained sufficiently for me.
Anyway, I got 332.1m before the need to do work became pressing. See how far you can throw him before someone in a position of authority notices. Thank Tim for that one.
Update - Make that 334.3m. Must stop now.
Shall be turning to the Santa game shortly but felt the need to plead with the aforementioned people in authority to refrain from playing Christmas music. I don't need or want to hear Elton's Step into Christmas or McCartney's Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas time...EVER! I shall be asking for staff therapy if the torture continues. It's not helping either that I'm a left-hander with a predisposition for violence. Santa beware!
ReplyDeleteOK - tip: Click once to set the elves in motion. Click a second time and hold, which will start santa winding down. When you let go, he will go flying. The aim is to have the catapult travel as far as possible without falling off the edge, and to have the arm go down as far as you can without it hitting the ground.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you'll never beat my score. That's a given. I am the best. At least until someone proves otherwise. With diagrams and extensive footnotes, please.
I got a measly 155.1m but I have to stop playing before it gets dangerously addictive.
ReplyDelete334.3!!!! Yes that's right I am the new champion! Ha stick your degree I am the best at flash animation games.
ReplyDeleteErm, I hate to piss on your parade (a lie: I love pissing on your parade, which is now quite a sodden little affair), but I refer you to the update in my original post. We're equal, but in many, many ways, I'm still the best.
ReplyDeleteWho exactly is Harry the Fairy Prince? I say one of the royals is named Harry be doesn't look particularly faggy but I guess he could be. Please post a blog about it for us Frpgs.
ReplyDeleteAAh yes diidn't see that some one else at work got that as well, I think it must be the maximum possible.
ReplyDeleteHarry The Fairy Prince?????