My xmas present to you all

Dear all,
in the spirit of the season, and to apologise for the previous post which is a cautionary tale on the perils of posting while pissed, being a rambling post about nothing in particular, I offer you, the good reader of my blog, an xmas present. You can find it here. It's all a bit virtual, as you can see. If you want to wear it, you have several options:

• Affix your monitor to your front and walk around. You may wish to invest in a flat-screen monitor for this purpose. And a laptop, so you can walk more than 1.5 metres away from your computer.
• Print the image out, and staple it to your t-shirt or bare chest, as your preference dictates.
• Go to http://www.cafepress.com or your local t-shirt shop, although the image will be so degraded and tiny that the original message will be lost, and everyone will laugh at you, and you'll lose your job as a result.

Merry Xmas everyone! I know it's only 12th December, but I've done all my xmas shopping, and have therefore earned the right to eat as many mince pies as I can cram into my big christmassy mouth. Mmm. Think I'll make some roast potatoes this week.