Names and Headlines

Right. On advice received at the pub last night, this page is now to be know as "The Angriest Man in Crouch End", which was inevitable, really.

On the way back from the pub, we came across the headline board for this week's "Ham and High", which had the inexplicable headline:

"HOMOPHOBIC INSULTS SOAR"

The best understanding I can make of this is that homophobic insults are a higher class of insults, and are inherently better than other forms of insult. I'll take this to heart the next time I need to insult someone.

I'm off to get some breakfast - much of my attention, as you'll be aware, is occupied by eating, thinking about eating, reminiscing about eating, etc.